Benjamin and the app of doom

Benjamin hopped over this morning and showed me a new app he downloaded onto his Rabbit-Ready smartphone. To my horror, he explained it allowed “access” to government and other high level sites. The good news is that he did not access any illegal or military sites. The bad news is that the upcoming Olympic Games now includes the sport of Rabbit Dodgeball. It is kind of like regular dodgeball except the dogs ALWAYS lose. I hope Australia is ready because they play Ireland in the first round.

Bear Tip: Most problems can be solved by twelve hours sleep followed by a slow lingering coffee.

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