I had breakfast with my friend, Pan the panaphobic panda. As he munched his bamboo breakfast burrito, he explained his latest fear. Apparently, according to Pan, zombies were preparing to take out the internet. Since both the CDC and Homeland Security had denied that this was a potential problem, it must be true Pan reasoned. I had better let his wife know that she needs to raise his medication levels. And perhaps I should check the news.
Bear Tip: Nirvana is coffee on the beach on Maui at sunrise