I thought I would be glad that the Federal Government had reopened. Apparently not. I received in the mail information about the new Federal law that starts January 1, 2014. I went on the website and could not set up an account. I called their helpline and was told that was WHY the law was passed. The program is called the National Initiative Towards Wilderness Information Technology. It is to help forest dwelling creatures access the internet and participation is mandatory. The initials of this program says it all.
My friend Pan the panaphobic panda has a new phobia. He is convinced that the Easter Bunny is out to get him. We offered him a chocolate egg to calm him down but it had rather the opposite effect. Time to get out his happy pills!